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The Classic Book of Moose Jokes for Kids (Moose Joke Books 1) THE MOOSE ARE LOOSE!!And they've saved some of their best jokes for KIDS!*********************************************Moose are the moost wonderful animals there are. They've com
| Title | : | The Classic Book of Moose Jokes for Kids (Moose Joke Books 1) |
| Author | : | |
| Rating | : | 4.66 (733 Votes) |
| Id Book | : | B00BE3FPZW |
| Format Type | : | - |
| Number of Pages | : | 0 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2013-02-09 |
| Type File | : | PDF, DOC, RTF, ePub |
THE MOOSE ARE LOOSE!!
And they've saved some of their best jokes for KIDS!
*********************************************
Moose are the moost wonderful animals there are. You don't need to walk them or feed them. They do all that stuff for themselves. They're really smart because when's the last time you heard about a moose flunking out of school? They're sexy and good looking (to other moose, that is). And they never bother anyone. Kids complain about lots of stuff: being forced to eat slimy vegetables, getting slammed with hours of homework, having to clean their rooms. When have you heard anyone complain about a moose?
And now moose are upping their game. They've come out with their own joke books, every joke has its own color picture, and every joke is about MOOSE. It doesn't get any better than that.
So stop yo' squawkin',
It's time to git rockin',
You got no excuse,
Time to groove with the moose.
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And they've saved some of their best jokes for KIDS!
*********************************************
Moose are the moost wonderful animals there are. You don't need to walk them or feed them. They do all that stuff for themselves. They're really smart because when's the last time you heard about a moose flunking out of school? They're sexy and good looking (to other moose, that is). And they never bother anyone. Kids complain about lots of stuff: being forced to eat slimy vegetables, getting slammed with hours of homework, having to clean their rooms. When have you heard anyone complain about a moose?
And now moose are upping their game. They've come out with their own joke books, every joke has its own color picture, and every joke is about MOOSE. It doesn't get any better than that.
So stop yo' squawkin',
It's time to git rockin',
You got no excuse,
Time to groove with the moose.
********************
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